Halloweenie 5k

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT??? NO, LIKE ACTUALLY. WHO LET THE DOGS OUT.

 

Secret Disco Sports and Peyton Knight, the Hot Dog Queen herself, invite you to the most questionably delicious event of the year: HALLOWEENIE 5K!

 

A Halloween fever dream taking place at an ABANDONED SAUSAGE FACTORY. Yes, you read that right. Frankly, we couldn't make this shit up if we tried.

On Halloween at 12 PM, we're gathering the freaks, franks, ghouls, goblins, glizzies, and general menaces to society for a hot dog-themed 5K that will leave you asking, "What the actual fuck is going on?" And honestly? That's the spirit.

 

WHAT'S ON THE MENU, BABY?

• -A 5K for the runners, walkers, hot dog joggers, and people who simply wandered in - all ages welcome, dogs welcome
• -Costumes encouraged! we want a sea of hot dogs
• -Hot dogs for sale because duh
• -Vendors
• -A Glizzy DJ for the pre run and post run after party inside the sausage factory that is now - secret disco studio because God forbid we do one normal thing and go home
• - FREE ENTRY!!! Donation-based, with donations benefiting Unbound Now, an organization fighting human trafficking and supporting survivors. Come get weird for a good cause.

This is your chance to get sweaty, get silly, eat a glizzy, support an incredible cause, and make memories with your glizzy gang and have everyone in austin saying "remember when we saw all those hot dogs running down the street?"

 

LIFE IS SHORT. EAT THE HOT DOG. RUN THE 5K. SUPPORT THE CAUSE.